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Chiefs exorcise playoff demons, Rams run through Cowboys

Reacting and overreacting to everything that happened during the NFL divisional-round playoff games.

I’m sorry to report that I’ll be dutifully filling in for Chief Freak-Outer Gary Gramling during the divisional games of the NFL playoffs, though admittedly without the trademark Gramling Zest™. For inspiration, I asked my eight-month-old daughter for her thoughts on Kansas City’s long history of playoff woes and Dallas’ suddenly fearsome defense ahead of Saturday night’s game agaist the Rams. She typed:

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Sounds like someone isn’t totally sold on Leighton Vander Esch in coverage. Anyway, let’s get to it:

Things that made me giddy

• Patrick Mahomes and the Chiefs will play in the first-ever AFC Championship Game at Arrowhead Stadium. The 31–13 win against the Colts ended all kinds of negative postseason streaks for Kansas City, including an 0–4 playoff record against Indianapolis and a six-game home playoff losing streak. The last time the Chiefs won a playoff game at home was Jan. 8, 1994. It’s been a while.

• The NFL gets one step closer to potentially shutting down LA traffic forever. A Chargers-Rams dual hosting scenario is still alive people. The Rams took care of business against the Cowboys on Saturday night with an efficient 30-22 win. It was surprising to see them attack the heart of Dallas’s defense early, but then again, no team in the NFL has had the stability L.A. has enjoyed with their offensive line in 2018.

This:

The C.J. Anderson bowling ball reference counter: The 27-year-old was a critical change-of-pace back on Saturday night and helped gash a Cowboys defense that bent a little bit when attacked. True to form, broadcasters latched on to his height-weight ratio, and began describing him as some cross between Mike Alstott and David Wells. The broadcast team referred to him as a bowling ball about a half dozen times in the first half, then Tony Gonzalez upped the ante during the halftime show, when he called Anderson a bowling ball made of knives(?).

Speaking of the running game….Andrew Whitworth gets his first career playoff win. The 37-year-old is still a monster, and controlled that game from the left tackle position. It’s stunning to look back at his 2017 free agency and think that he was available for three years and $33.75 million ($15 million in guarantees). He is one of the best free agent signings of the last decade, and in a playoff scenario that could come down to ball control, he remains an essential piece of the puzzle.

Throwing snowballs: I remember being at a college football game in South Bend, Indiana about eight years ago watching the student section hurl snowballs onto the field during a meaningless late-season game. It happened enough that an older voice on the emerged over the PA system and scolded the student section like, well, the kind of old person who gets angry about kids throwing snowballs. I remember him saying something like “Knock it off!” which elicited even more cheers and more snowballs. Because throwing snowballs is fun, and as long as you’re not chucking ice-ball heaters, you should be able to toss snowballs in a fun and friendly manner at football games. Case in point:

Majestic fun in the winter!

UPDATE: Snowballs have become a major storyline in this otherwise ho-hum contest

NBC Cameras, and Andy Reid, have tattled on an area teen trying to enjoy the game. As a good friend of mine on Twitter said: I had no idea NBC stood for the Narc Broadcasting Network.

Andy Reid intent on destroying the narrative surrounding his previous playoff performances like the copier in Office Space: The Chiefs went for it on fourth down twice in the first quarter and were up 17–0 early in the second. Anything to avoid HORSE(BLEEP) II.

• When the Colts finally got their first first down: 1:34 left in the second quarter.

Should we run out of fossil fuels, perhaps we can safely power cars from the heat created by those outraged by analytically minded decisions not made by Jason Garrett. Dallas never had a chance to tie the game, but there was a great deal of steam created by those who thought he should have gone for two after the first touchdown.

Regrets

I’m thirsty: A pronounced lack of playoff juice for the Saturday slate. I’ve heard many refer to the divisional round as the best weekend on the NFL calendar, but the wild card round has it lapped so far in 2018.

• An ending that potentially dings Frank Reich’s coach-of-the-year candidacy: However, their end-of-season run shouldn’t be forgotten amid playoff fever. Given what we saw out of the coaching hiring cycle this time around, we should root for more teams to make their hires post Super Bowl (realize the Colts were forced to do this, but Reich’s availability speaks to the quality of candidate who is still around at that time). Patience and pragmatism should be rewarded, and could maybe, hopefully, finally lead to a smarter array of diverse candidates.

• An equally significant bummer: The silver fox, Adam Vinatieri, ends his season on a bit of a low mark. He missed his first-ever postseason extra point, and missed a 23-yard field goal, which is the shortest miss of his career. A bad day all around for men of the Colts over 40, who wave their salt-and-pepper facial hair like a symbol of unbreakable strength.

OK, we get it: Others have mentioned it as well, but a good joke died on Saturday night. It wasn’t necessarily Joe Buck and Troy Aikmans’ fault, but the I heard Sean McVay’s barista at Starbucks got four head coaching interviews! line felt like completion of a funeral march. Kudos to those on the first wave of the McVay coaching tree jokes. It got us through a week. Searching for new material? The MMQB has a list of great head coaching puns for the 2019 season.

Moments we’ll tell our grandkids about

They Grow Up So Fast: Sean McVay is now the youngest head coach to win a playoff game. There are a lot of things we can see coming from a mile away in the NFL, but his rise has been meteoric. The Rams are a win away from the Super Bowl, where McVay could win his first Lombardi a full four years before Mike Tomlin, currently the youngest Super Bowl champion (36).

• The Colts quickly realizing this isn’t a turf field: I’ve never seen such obvious discomfort early in a playoff game like this.

• Poor Denico Autry: With 8:32 to go in the third, after sacking Patrick Mahomes on third down, Autry got hit with the unsportsmanlike conduct penalty for the McCringleberry. Honestly, if there’s any game of the season to pull this out on, it’s a playoff game. If your team wins, you’re going to be hyper-focused on the upcoming opponent. If your team loses by more than two touchdowns to the No. 1 seed, you’re probably not going to watch film of it anyway.

The Longest Yard: The Ezekiel Elliott up-the-gut try on fourth-and-1 at the beginning of the fourth quarter, which the referees allowed to continue only slightly longer than the Eli Manning-David Tyree helmet catch.

Sweeps Season: It’s strange how commonplace the jet sweep action has become this year, and how in two years it will be so engrained in every offense that it’ll seem weird if a coach doesn’t utilize the window dressing maneuver. But the Rams are on another level. Our Andy Benoit pointed this out a long time ago, and it still rings true: Sean McVay’s game plans unfold like a story. On nearly every play Saturday, the Rams teased the sweep before utilizing it to rip Dallas’ heart out down the stretch.

What we’ll be talking about this week

That contract extension for Jason Garrett: The Cowboys will reportedly prolong the Garrett tenure. A win against the Rams was apparently not a prerequisite. Garrett is 77-59 since 2010, and is now 2-3 in the playoffs. Dallas has had just one losing season since he arrived in 2010, and perhaps this is an example of a team not seeing anything they liked better out there. Though, one could argue that with the weapons at his disposal and the relative stability of their offensive line, that they should have performed better. Jerry Jones’s thirst for another Super Bowl trophy will only grow in the coming years, and he’ll search high and low for someone who can get him back to the big game if Garrett doesn’t.

• Strength of schedule is an odd statistic in the NFL: It can be dependent on so many things, like unforeseen injuries or the mid-season pivot toward tanking. I wonder, though, how much it was ignored during the Colts’ delirious end-of-season run that bumped them into the playoffs and earned defensive coordinator Matt Eberflus a handful of head coaching looks. This, from Sharp Football Stats is kind of damning.

Is the Rams’ offense better off with a secondary rushing threat?: This team is not humming along seamlessly like the Rams of mid-season, but Anderson provides a different dynamic to prepare for. If nothing else, he’ll sit on the opponents’ bench. Fearlessness! Intimidation!

• How the narrative on the Chiefs changes with the very capable play of their defense and the efficiency of running back Damien Williams: In that environment, with an ability to gobble up time, they become every bit the formidable No. 1 seed we gushed over at the mid-season mark.

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